Some Geeky WhatsApp Status Messages

What are some geeky WhatsApp status messages?

Hey folks! Welcome to one of my new awesome blog posts.

Here is the article for you guys.

Are you looking for the best WhatsApp geeky statuses?

I hope you may be an engineer or tech geek and want to showcase your feelings in tech geek style.

Don’t worry here is my best collection for you guys.

Make sure to share it with your friends and family as well.

Let’s start with a little introduction.

WhatsApp is the largest using messaging application with more than 1.5 billion active users.

You can do a lot of things on the platform.

First, you need to download the application from the Play Store or AppStore then you need to make sure to create an account and start using the platform.

You can share your feelings in WhatsApp statuses and stories as well.

Here, I’m gonna share with you some of the text-based statuses I collected from various resources.

Make sure to choose one of your favorites and paste it into your WhatsApp story area.

Most famous geek WhatsApp statuses:


Hey! It compiles! Ship it!

SUPERCOMPUTER: What did it sound like before you bought it?

Yo, momma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.

Windows Vista: It’s like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.

The more I C, the less I see.

Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.


My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.

Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.

Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user-friendly

The world is coming to an end…SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!

If you don’t want to be replaced by a computer, don’t act like one.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

I went to a gentleman’s cybercafé — and they offered me a ‘laptop dance’.


After Perl, everything else is just assembly language.

The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Difference between a virus and Windows? Viruses rarely fail.

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.

Helpdesk: There is an icon on your computer labeled “My Computer”. Double-click on it. User: What’s your computer doing on mine?

I’m a small-town boy…on its streets, I learned to stand up for myself; in its roadside stalls, I learned to bargain; in its commercial centers, I learned business; and in its cinemas, I learned to dream.

A beautiful mind is sexier than a beautiful face.

Don’t find love, let love find you.

I am the last digit of pi, you will never get me.

Life is like an elevator, sometimes on the way up you have to stop and let some people off.


I chase the sun for the light that never comes.

I want to write a book where characters fall in love with the reader.

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so that I could drink more and carelessly.

Maybe we’ll meet again when we are slightly older and our minds less hectic, and I’ll be right for you and you’ll be right for me. But right now, I am chaos to your thought and you are poison to my heart.

If you want to shine like the sun, first burn like the sun.

Love is one thing that can transcend time and space.

We are who we choose to be.

If you judge people you have no time to love them.

Feelings aren’t told, they are understood. If they need to be told, they aren’t mutual.

Don’t be lost in tubes-turvy lanes of desires and else find a road, where even if we slip we don’t have to fear.

I came hoping to see those eyes, instead, I returned unrequited, leaving behind my heart.

Let me keep you there in my beliefs and dreams where they can’t be swayed anyhow.


The choices we make in our lives define what we become. Be with people who have values that match yours, with whom you can be proud of yourself. Look beyond their looks, their success, and their style.

A good man is made by oaths they choose not the Power they are graced with.

Every love and friendship is a story of unexpected fights, challenges, storms, and transformations. If we are blown away by these, that means we haven’t loved enough.

To handle yourself, use your head, to handle others, use your heart

In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.

Instead of looking for things that you wanted badly, but that slipped away, be grateful for all the love and blessings you have right now.

Happiness is in thoughts, not things.

The goal shouldn’t be to be perfect by the end but to be better than yesterday so that we can be much better than perfect by the end.

Perfection is a journey, not a destination. There is learning at each milestone regardless of failure or success.


Destiny decides the people we meet, but it is we who decide whom to remain in contact with forever. If destiny had some plans they made us meet.

True love/ hate stories have never ended.

I wish I knew where I was going. Doomed to be carried of the spirit into the wilderness, I suppose. I wish I could be more moderate in my desires, but I cannot, and so there is no peace.

Somewhere between fake people, fake promises, and fake friendships, we are infected with real attachments.

When we understand ourselves better than others it doesn’t matter how others understand us.

Not everyone is meant for your future, some collide for a teaching lesson.

Love is unconditional, but fear is always full of conditions.

Intelligence is knowing the right answer, wisdom is when to say it.

The higher we are placed more humble we should walk.

Whenever the clouds of pain and sadness loomed, Whenever tears came till the eyelashes, Whenever this lonely heart got scared, I told my heart, Oh Heart, why do you cry? This is what happens in this world.

Some sadness is a part of everyone’s life, and Some sunshine is a part of everyone’s life.

You are not what you are, You are darkness looking for a light that will never come.

Sometimes you are not afraid of letting go, you’re just afraid of accepting the fact that it’s gone.


The fewer people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.

Don’t give up on the person you are becoming.

Travel so far that you find yourself.

I know nothing so I want to know more. The more I know, the more I know that I know nothing.

If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.

I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial has gone.

I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

I am not fat, I am just easier to see.

I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.

They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?


When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?

Try to say the letter “M” without your lips touching.

Try to say the letter “p” without your lips touching.

Weird is a side effect of awesomeness/ being awesome.

Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered about Y?

I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.

I don’t have bad handwriting, I have my own font.

If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are bisexual.

My girlfriend is like my iPad…I don’t have an iPad.

The longer the title the less important the job.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Until I was thirteen I thought my name was ‘Shut up!’.

SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.


A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation.

My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity. :p

Galileo: Great mind…Einstein: genius mind…Newton: Extraordinary mind…Bill Gates: brilliant mind…ME: Never Mind.

There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.


You may not be perfect in many things but many things cannot be perfect without you

Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

I don’t like cocaine, I just like the way it smells;)

Toilet paper: highly useful, yet inappropriate as a gift.

At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?

I’m sorry that I’m not updating my WhatsApp status, my cat ate my mouse.

I want either less corruption or more chances to participate in it.

When people tell me I’m going to regret that in the morning, I will sleep till noon.


And for the rest of his life, he saw the brick flying at him.

Attitude: I work hard. At avoiding work.

Tell me I’m clever, Tell me I’m kind, Tell me I’m talented, Tell me I’m cute, Tell me I’m sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I’m perfect– But tell me the truth.

Cuddling is cute and fun until kissing happens then well, shit gets real.

Your cute smile and your happy laughter attracted me to you, but your caring loving heart is the reason why I want to spend the rest of my life there.

I want a cute, long relationship where everyone is like damn they’re still together?

A girl who thinks wise of me; and lets go of all the players! Cause I’m cute & classy!

Boys are like purses: Cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.

I know you think I’m cute, I know you think I’m fine, but like the rest of the guys take a number and wait in line.

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

Cute guys make you crazy. Hot guys make you drool. Cool guys make you daydream. But funny guys make you fall in love.

The Glass is neither Half-full nor Half-empty, it’s twice as big as it needs to be.


I’d love to change the world but they won’t give me the source code (Programmers :p)

When life gives you Lemons ask for some salt, sugar, and jeera powder. Enjoy your Nimbu Pani.

Programmers are the only tool for converting Caffeine into Code.

I had a horribly busy day converting Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

I taught her that ‘p’ in “pneumonia” is silent, and she applied it in “Pyaar” :/

Never hide your Last Seen, Let people know that you are ignoring them. 😛

One more password got married :/.

There is no point in getting angry if you can’t turn into a Hulk, no point at all.

Happy Married Life Advice: Marry a Doctor! An apple a day keeps the doctor away \U0001f61c

I wish my crush was like a Mosquito. They seem very attracted to me.

God is really creative, I mean just look at me 😀

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

I am not Lazy…I’m just in Energy-saving Mode.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Insult and wife are somewhat similar. They always look good. If it is not yours.

When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. (Hell yeah)

Locally-minded people will never understand global-minded goals, I mean just see yourself in the mirror.

“Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off”.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire. :p

80% of boys have girlfriends. The rest 20% have a brain.

Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a girl. Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing and suggesting?

Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.

Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

Windows 8 to 10: It’s like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.


That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.

The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

God made everything that has life, the rest of everything is made in China.

Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.

I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

A Boss is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shit.

“Cancer cures smoking!!”

Trust No-one as Trust also contains “RUST” in it.

Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.

Marry the girl, who looks pretty on her Adhaar card.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

You buy a Ferrari when you want to be somebody; You buy a Lamborgini when you are somebody. A long queue of people always want to apply the LIFO approach but end up using the FIFO approach.

Need to get something…HEY SUDO!!


Multitasking ~screwing work in multiple ways.

Code never lies comments do.

The dynamic approach to the greedy approach is short-sighted.

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, “Can I join you?”

*Nobbie to professional programmer*

Nobbie: See my code, it’s working 🙂

Programmer: Let’s talk about complexity !!

Dealing with my programming world where even a father can kill his child.

Error 404:status not found.

The past is the stack with only push operation.

Rules are made to break;(Notice the semi-colon ;))

In the world there are 1 and 0 types of people:

One who understands binary

One who doesn’t

How the programmer runs: Public void run {



To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

Decoding life

#define status NULL

Be like a mutable object not immutable

If life gives you the key, hash it without collision !!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

I don’t have bad handwriting, I have my own font.


Our society will never go entirely paperless. There’s always the bathroom.

We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.

Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.

Those who can’t write programs, write help files.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

Travel to life is like CSS to HTML.

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)

No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, YouTube, or Facebook.

My mom actually believes I’m dating a girl named Siri.

Is anyone going to put anything funny here?

Words begin with A, B, and C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You and me!


The awkward moment when I’m just sitting here and reading those boring statuses

User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.

Why is there a tab called Notes? It’s not like we can pass them back and forth in school!

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

Dear websites asking for my age, I’m going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option ?? -_-

Bottom lines:

I hope you enjoyed them all. Make sure to share with your loved ones as well.

If you have more suggestions please comment below.

If you have any questions feel free to ask. These are not my original work not even I write them manually.

These WhatsApp statuses I copied from various resources. If you own these make sure to contact me for removal.

Please tell me which one you like the most and if you have more to share please write it down in the comments.


Related Posts

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *